The Original Void Cluster
Start your morning right with a bowl of locally-sourced, non-Euclidean oats. We slowly bake our granola in a supermassive black hole to ensure perfect crunchiness across all parallel timelines.
- Sentient Rolled Oats
- Tesseract Honey
- Hyperbolic Cranberries
- Almonds (Euclidean)
- A Pinch of Dark Matter
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 Fractal (50g)
Calories ∞
Total Fat 12g
Temporal Displacement 0%
Void Resonance 14%