QWUNKOLA

Artisanal • Hand-Rolled • Extradimensional

The Original Void Cluster

Start your morning right with a bowl of locally-sourced, non-Euclidean oats. We slowly bake our granola in a supermassive black hole to ensure perfect crunchiness across all parallel timelines.

  • Sentient Rolled Oats
  • Tesseract Honey
  • Hyperbolic Cranberries
  • Almonds (Euclidean)
  • A Pinch of Dark Matter

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 1 Fractal (50g)
Calories
Total Fat 12g
Temporal Displacement 0%
Void Resonance 14%